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Aussie Farmers to Elon Musk

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By Dwain Duxson

Aussie Farmers to Elon Musk - Hi Elon. Our Aussie Farmers are a little bit starved of a decent Ute (you call them Trucks). So we are keen to road test the Cybertruck under Aussie conditions. We love our diesel but will give yours a go. If you didn't know, we are the Land of droughts and flooding rains, and we want to test it in our Paddocks (Fields), through our Creeks and Rivers, and up and down our Hills. We might even chuck a few Sheep in the back. Joking.

 

So, if you can bang out a right-hand drive one please, and ship it here, we'll give it a run-around and then run a competition where one of our 67,000 plus Farmer members can win it. We are happy to pay and can guarantee the publicity would be huge. You're up for a bit of publicity, right?

 

We have sent open letters to John Deere and CNH Industrial recently, and do you think they have responded? Nope, we got nothing back. But we think you are bigger than that. We think you'll respond.

 

P.S. In Australia, we also love your Starlink and can't wait for the day you release those phone towers in the sky. Many Aussie Farmers also love to "tweet". Sorry, they love to "X", so you're already onside with them. Thanks in advance. Hope to hear from you soon. End of message. Dwain Duxson - Farm Tender

 

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